His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Anonymous


What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have yet to be discovered.